How Long Has it Been?
An old but ruggedly handsome invester found himself at a gala event hosted by a promotions company. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the invester for conversation. "Excuse me,but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at him and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"no, ma'am, not lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The gent just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"
Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The gent, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
(You've got to love military time!)