have a goodWell what a day today my rottweiller comes in the house with the neighbours rabbit and its some dirty and worst of al its F-ING DEAD.
What the hell do i do now ive got this dead rabbit which was alive SUNDAY and my neighbour who by the way is a big mother is gonna rip me a second butt hole.We dont get along at all.
Sitting in shock and worrie what to do,i start to freaking panic,,,,bingo i got the perfect solution.This is is some insane but what the hell.
I take the dead rabbit into the kitchen and wash it down with dish soap and dry it off with the wifes hair dyer till its nice and fluffy and must say dam clean,its a little sick i know but what else could i do to keep peace with this ahole of a stockbroker neighbour and his freakin family.
SO THAT parts done i sneak out back and into his yard and over to the rabbit pen and place it inside ,close the door and head home knowing this is perfect .Death by natural causes and no bs my way perfect.
NOT A 1/2 hour later goes by and i hear the loudest scream from outside and i know what the hell just happened.The wife found her dead rabbit.....OMG.....I FEEL REAL BAD AT THIS MOMENT.
What happens next i wish on nobody,the plick of a neighbour comes ripping over with rage on his face just pissed lookin to kill something and i am guessing he thinks i had something to do with the poor death of the rabbit knowing full well my dam rotty did it.
THE DOOR BELL RINGS HERE WE GO GUYS IAM DEAD !
I anwser the door nicely and he looks at me and he is one big mother and says sorry to bother you but i am some fu king angry ,i say very quietly and concerned whats wrong jim bob.
he looks at me ready to hit something, me i feel it commin iam dead done like toast.Road kill
He says you wont believe what some fu..inkg sob did do my wifes pet rabbit,i am shaking and i reply what happened.
The freaking rabbit died sunday nite and we buried it in the back yard and some son of a bi..tch dug it up washed it and made it nice and fluffy and placed it back the pen for my wife to find.
In closing it could be worse ibi could have found water,gary passed his tsx exam,the wife did get a new car,jimmy 's runnin the company.
all have a good weekend,off to the lake
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