Story of Little Driller
It was a cold Saskatchewan winter night in 1967 when the baby was born. Two nurses quickly assured the mom that she'd just given birth to a baby girl. Upon much, much closer examination by the doctor, she was then told " No, it's a boy........................ I think" . The baby's father rushed over with all the commotion to investigate. Upon seeing his new child, he was shocked and dismayed. You see, he had always wanted a son, and he wanted to name him Driller. The mother quickly reassured the father not to be alarmed, and that the new baby could be called Lil Driller. Lil Driller's story had just began.
Little driller had a very uneventful young childhood, entering school at the tender age of 12. We were able to contact his 3rd grade teacher, and all she could tell us about little driller, was that he was a very poor speller, and could never grasp the concept of math. She did say however, that he was a very avid story teller, and had an uncanny ability of twisting even a sliver of truth into an absolute gospel.
Much is unknown about Lil Driller between the Grades 3 and 8. One thing for certain, these years were probably uneventful as well. After much searching, we also able to contact his 8th grade Gym teacher and all he could tell us was that Lil Driller always dressed by himself in the corner, and refused to take showers with the other boys. The classmates used to ridicule him and called him Lil Stinkey. It is believed that Lil Driller quit school shortly after this.
Upon leaving school at the age of 25, Lil driller managed to get a writing job for National Lampoon. He was a natural success with his uncanny ability of stretching small truths into comical proportions. It was at this job that he got to know wailer, who was his editor in chief. They both decided to venture out and start up a boiler shop, where they could get paid to tout stocks. Needless to say, they were very good at it, and made a lot of money. The Legend had begun.
Currently Lil Driller resides in Ontario, married to his 6th wife, of course with no kids from any of the marriages. Interviewing his current wife, she tells us about how frustrating it is not to have any kids. She says " It's not like we haven't tried , we just can't seem to manage it".
Lil Driller is still plugging multiple stocks under multiple aliases on several Bull boards. You can watch him in action and marvel at his story telling abilities. His spelling is still atrocious and math baffles him. His comical twin wailer can also be seen babbling to himself and conjuring up fictitious and obscure TA measures to support his unrealistic banter.
Staff investigative reporter
Mike Tellall