Silk Energy Ltd SLKEF

CODE OF ETHICS???

[surething1111]

You know L'il Driller,

I've spent all morning trying to find a code of ethics that applies to your industry.  Guess what ?  The Pumpers Handbook made no reference to any Code of Ethics whatsoever.

I did find the handbook's rules and regulations quite comical.  Rule number 5 was very informative. Seems you and BS Boy have a lot of trouble with that one.  It  appears you are both quite adept at following rule number 23, some might say you've taken this one to a whole new level.  Rule number 23 states that if you are debating a point, and are found to be absolutely wrong, never back down, or apologize, as this will make you appear both weak, and stupid.  The recommended course of action in this case refers us to Rule 38c.  Use deflection for all it's worth.

Rule number 6 states that should Rules 23 and 38c fail then you are referred to Rule number 97,  whereby you are instructed to attempt to discredit your opponent by any means possible. The more outlandish or childish, the more credible you appear.

Rule number 99 states that should you fail at following rule numbers 23, 38c, 6, and 97,  you should immediately proceed to rule number 1 which instructs you to quickly morph into a new alias and proceed on the exact same course as before.

There are pages and pages in this volume,  I never realized how difficult it would be to be a proficient pumper. Perhaps I've been a little harsh in my criticism of both you and BS Boy.  Knowing your distaste and inability to read and comprehend, you boys have a monumental task in front of you.

S