Newsletter - The Short VersionWe are selling cheap magnetic barriers made by ORS . As they use six magnets that qualifies as Multi , so we are calling it Multi Sensor as its much sexier and makes you dumb fukcs think its several different things working like a Wizard !
We hired a sales guy too, were saying
"He is an expert in building sales organizations, processes, and strategy to accelerate revenue growth".
Truth is he has great ladyboy eybrows, knows fukc all about security and is so damn good that companies cant keep him hired for more than 2 years because he gives them huge order books and they et him go to stop them drowing in PO's. ( sounds better than hes clearly schit )
Other than that, I've been fired. So this is my last BS newsletter !