RE:RE:4th and 5th Dimensional thinkingI appreciate the entertainment Dirk. As such I will bite.
Dirk even you have to see the nonsensical nature of your reasoning. To put forward that statement as you have would suggest that by eating a cow one is a vegetarian, because the cow, being a herbivore, only eats grass. I do not especially enjoy the taste of grass, but I do steak.
I am no physicist, but I am sure that the laws of thermodynamics would have something to do with the process and there surely is a difference between organic photosynthesis and the process by which petroleum is formed through subsurface compaction. Also, the term green is commonly used and associated with renewable or circular systems. So unless you know of instances where oil is a truly renewable resource, then I say kudos to you you found green oil.
All kidding aside, there will be a foreseeable need for the black stuff, so no need to greenwash here.