I am not going to lie, this is by far the BEST summary of DD I have seen anywhere online. I hope you don't mind I have shared a link with your username to your perfect write up on our HEXO Corp Reddit page.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money because I invested it all in HEXO, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you tell me "stop now you weirdo", that'll be the end of it. I will not look for your DD, I will not pursue your beautiful mind, but if you don't, I will look for your posts, I will find you and I will whisper you sweet nothings.
With much love and respect, on behalf of many HEXO investors over at Reddit.