Company X Advises they have received orders from the largest toenail clipping company in Northeastern Grimsby. President Sonia Wong of Grimsby nail and salon comments "I've been doing pedicures for a long time, but no one shapes nails better than company x"
Chief Strategy Officer of company X commented "We're out of the fungus and into the clean nail market. This is Pivotal, integral, strategic, drastic, extra, mega, super duper, the best, some might even say ULTRA MEGA good (too tired to add other buzzwords so help yourselves dear reader) for our company. As a result we plan on raising *caugh* as much as the bank thinks they can through soft marketing.. to strengthen our balance sheets and pay our salaries."
With this capital, we plan on deploying our strategic goal of paying top notch salaries to attract the best talent Grimsby has to offer.
This is a totally made up story and bares no semblance to reality. It was a good time to inject some more lunacy into this board.