A Reply from the Regulators Subject: Re: Inquiry Regarding Stock Compliance
Dear Concerned Investor,
Thank you for reaching out regarding your concerns about Revolugroup (REVO)'s compliance status.
We appreciate your diligence in staying informed about your investments. However, it seems the source of these allegations is Mr. Nutty McNutcase, a well-known local eccentric. Mr. McNutcase is famous around here for his colorful complaints, quite literally – he writes all his grievances in crayon on napkins and sends them in by carrier pigeon.
Rest assured, we take all compliance issues seriously and thoroughly investigate any legitimate claims. In this case, we can confirm that Revolugroup (REVO) is fully compliant with all regulations.
Should you have any further concerns or need clarification, please feel free to contact us.
Sincerely,
BSC Compliance Department
P.S. For your amusement, here's a snippet from Mr. McNutcase's latest missive: "The stock market is controlled by space aliens using mind control! Revolugroup (REVO) is their Earth base! Sincerely, Nutty McNutcase (in neon pink crayon)".