NEWS FLASHThe Shore Bored is pleased to announce that they have successfully
drilled pirate's and bruzantine7's heads and collected a count
of 12 brain cells per hundred tonnes. This has far surpassed
expectations. The valuation of these brain cells is not as
optimistic since they were small and brown(ie. bort-like in appearance).
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responsibility for the adequacy or accuracy of this release.