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OILEXCO Investment Form

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New Investors ...please complete before posting to thread Current Investors ... Please update before continuing to post All Past Investors must fill out the following form COMPLETELY and submit before bashing; Thank you for your cooperation Age: ___________________________ (Note: Not your real age, just similar to your investment mentality) Shoe size (left): __________________ Shoe size (right): _________________ Occupation: ________Thread Moron ________Analyst ________Parking Lot Attendant ________Investment Advisor ________Attorney Looking for Clients ________"Ultra" specialist ________Thread Lurker ________Head of Your School's Investment Club ________Provocateur ________Submissive and Willing Partner Looking for Others ________Unemployed Spouses Names: ___________________ ________________________ ____________________ ________________________ ____________________ ________________________ ____________________ ________________________ ____________________ ________________________ Relationship with spouse: ________Sister ________Brother ________Aunt ________Cousin ________Mother ________Father ________Son ________Daughter ________own pet ________neighbor's pet Number of children living in household: ____________ Number that are yours: ____________ Mother's Name: ________________________________ Father's Name: ________________________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (____) own or (____) rent your mobile home? Total number of vehicles you own : __________ Total number of vehicles that still crank : __________ Number of vehicles in front yard : __________ Number of vehicles in back yard : __________ Number of vehicles on cement blocks : __________ Recent procedures by your physician: ___________ Rectal exam (enema also counts) ___________ Frontal lobotomy ___________ Prescription for viagra ___________ Removal of cerebral hairballs ___________ The Lorraine Bobbitt "short cut" ___________ Grade school physical (turn your head, now, cough?) ___________ Still waiting to have my head examined? Your personality profile: ___________ Passive-aggressive ___________ Clueless (participation on this thread just exacerbates the condition) ___________ Just angry all the time ___________ Scorched earth apostle ___________ Bitter and twice divorced ___________ Annoying ___________ Investor with learning disabilities ___________ Too stupid to know Firearms you own and where you keep them: In my truck : __________ In my bedroom : __________ In the bathroom : __________ In the kitchen : __________ In the shed : __________ Model and year of your pickup: __________________ 194___. Do you have a gun rack? ______ Yes ______ No (please explain) Preferred method of picking stocks: ___________ Hot tip from my broker ___________ Ouiji board ___________ Recommendation from Money Magazine ___________ Tea leaves ___________ Ask the 15 year old kid from New Jersey ___________ SI Café recommendations ___________ Psychics on-line Why are you on this thread? ___________ Looking for friends ___________ Freeloading and don't want to admit it ___________ Venting my hostile tendencies ___________ Handicapped and need a place to park ___________ Fantasizing about stocks is better than sex ___________ Dispensing worthless investment advice ___________ It's better than watching paint dry ___________ Engaging in self-destructive behavior ___________ Hyping my holdings in Bavarian Ovarian Meat Business (BOMB) ___________ Trolling for subscribers to my stock investment newsletter ___________ Need to add more fuel to the long list of things I've been wrong about ___________ Can't think of anything else to do ___________ Looking for plaintiffs for a class action lawsuit ___________ Need a dose of intellectual honesty ___________ Just killing time while waiting for the mother ship ___________ Don't have a woman upstairs waiting for me ___________ Bashing stocks I can't afford to buy ___________ Short of running the mafia, this thread is as good as it gets ___________ Practicing my writing skills ___________ The guards let me ___________ Trying to use up my 20 free hours a month ___________ Need a place to take my crap and then leave ___________ General sophistry purposes Who is your favorite CNBC investment commentator? ___________ Silvia "Broom Hilda" Wadhwa (Frankfurt) ___________ Ron "Brillcream" Insana ___________ Joe "Pompador" Kernan ___________ Jim "Frog Eyes" Cramer ___________ David "I'm Sooo Smart and I Know It" Faber ___________ Mark "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Do This" Haines What is your investment style? ___________ Mo-Mo ___________ Disco trading ___________ Buy high, sell low ___________ Sheep in the herd ___________ Averaging down ___________ Getting back to even ___________ Jetstreaming ___________ March to the beat of a different drummer ___________ Short and proud of it What internet developments are most exciting to you: ___________ Sears selling appliances over the net ___________ Prodigy Classic ___________ email ___________ On-line chat rooms ___________ Merrill Lynch on-line trading ___________ Yahoo personal ads When was the last time you had an original idea? ___________ What do you mean by that ___________ Never had one before ___________ It's been so long I can't remember What is the latest technology upgrade you have made? ___________ Replaced a light bulb ___________ Installed "The Club" on my steering wheel ___________ Upgraded the beads on my abacus ___________ Went shopping for work boots ___________ Bought a tape rewinder for my VCR ___________ Hooked up a window fan ___________ Recently ordered the George Foreman "Grilling Machine" What does the chair in front of your computer look like? ___________ Puffy styrofoam bean bag ___________ The white porcelain one in the bathroom ___________ Three legged stool ___________ Plastic deck lounger ___________ Judge's bench ___________ Don't have a computer ___________ Recline-O-Matic ___________ Still saving for one Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: ___________ The National Enquirer ___________ The Globe ___________ TV Guide ___________ Soap Operage Digest ___________ Guns & Ammo Electronic devices you own: ___________ Remote control ___________ Weed wacker ___________ Water heater ___________ Wrist watch with lighted dial ___________ Transistor radio ___________ Makita sawsall ___________ Dial telephone ___________ Vibrator ___________ Electronic grill ignition system ___________ Atari computer ___________ Garage door opener Modem speed: ___________ 2.4 K per second ___________ Don't have a phone ___________ Woooaahh. What's a modem? ___________ Use walkie-talkies instead What do you do for entertainment: ___________ Just hang out ___________ Fish and cut bait ___________ Look at the pictures in girlie magazines ___________ Go bowling with the team ___________ Push my walker around Evanston ___________ Polish my Weber kettle ___________ Peruse the Victoria's Secret web-site ___________ Play another round ___________ Change the oil in my driveway ___________ Aerate my compost pile Number of times you've seen a UFO : ____________ Number of times you've seen Elvis : ____________ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO : ____________ What are your previous real estate investments: ____________ Time share condo ____________ Desert with great view ____________ Remote mountain cabin (next to Ted Kaczinski's) ____________ Swamp land ____________ Condo conversion reconverted to apartments What plant does your character most closely resemble: ____________ Diffembachia ____________ Prickly pear cactus ____________ Dutch elm (diseased) ____________ Crab grass ____________ The dead ones on my kitchen counter What is the best trade you ever made: ____________ Food stamps for baseball cards ____________ Stock tips for Beanie babies ____________ Brains for scrapple ____________ Manners for attitude ____________ Bought Amazon at $400/share ____________ Shorted Ebay at $36/share ____________ Haven't started trading yet (not old enough) What is your favorite saying: ____________ This pig of a stock ____________ I'll see you in court ____________ Like totally, for sure ____________ Ho,ho,ho ____________ If only I bought Dell in 1995 ____________ What do the "up" arrows mean ____________ Yeah, un-huh, right, right, right ____________ Where is that dog with flea ____________ Does anybody have real-time quotes Where did you see your latest bubble: ____________ In a pot (boiling water bubble) ____________ In the bath tub (soap bubble) ____________ In the garden (the tulip thing) ____________ In the mirror (chewing gum bubble) ____________ In the steel mill where I work (industrial revolution bubble) ____________ In a tar pit (end of the dinosaur thing) How often do you bathe: _________ Weekly _________ Monthly _________ Don't Have Any Indoor Plumbing _________ Not Applicable Color of teeth: _________ Yellow _________ Brownish - Yellow _________ Brown _________ Black _________ Don't have them any more Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: _________ Red-Man _________ Green-Man _________ Blue-Man-Group _________ just "Man", any man How far is your trailer from a paved road? _________ 1 mile _________ 2 miles _________ Don't know How many dead animals do you have hanging on the walls? _________ 007 _________ 13 _________ Oh, lots of them !!!!! _________ Don't rush me, I'm still learning to count How did you collect your prized dead animals? __________ shot them __________ bought them __________ stole them __________ road kill __________ got them from eBay, and I'm proud of my invesment We appreciate your participation on this matter.The information you provide will help us better understand the circumstances that support your point of view.