Lets be Honest, SCV is a Great stock
Abe says to the Judge. Let me be Honest, Judge, I took Friday off work and decided to go golfing.
On the second hole I noticed a frog sitting next to the green.
I thought nothing of it and I was about to swing when I heard, "Ribbit. 9 Iron". I looked around and didn't see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." And then I realised that the frog is doing the talking.
I looks at the frog and decided to see if the frog was right,
I grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the hole.
Wow am I shocked.
I say to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog"
The frog replies "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
I picked up the Frog and took it with me to the next hole.
"What do you think, frog?" I asked. "Ribbit. 3 wood." So, I took out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.
By the end of the day, I golfed the best game of golf in my life .
I asked "OK where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
In Las Vegas " The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, I ask," What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000,black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back to me across the table. I took my winnings and got the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me.
With a kiss, the frog turns into this gorgeous young girl.
"And that, your honor, is the truth of how this 15 year old girl ended up in my room." Ribbit