UEX golfers better pull their SOX upAnd get ready to work or you may end up like these guys.
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Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon
arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen.
St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he
cautions them that there is only one rule:
Don't hit the ducks.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks "The
ducks?"
"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around the
course and if one gets hit, he squawks then the one next to him squawks
and soon they're all squawkin to beat the band, and it really breaks the
tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished, otherwise
everything is yours to enjoy."
After entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed a gaggle
of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit one of them. The duck
squawked, the one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening roar
of duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asked "Who
hit the duck?"
The one who had done it admitted "I did."
Immediately, St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit
the ducks," he said.
"Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity.
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple
of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were as deafening
as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman
than before.
St. Peter determined which one had hit the duck by the fear
in his face, and cuffed the man's right hand to the homely woman's left
hand.
"I told you not to hit the ducks", he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity."
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move for
fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still hadn't
hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months
and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most beautiful woman the
man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and then, without a word,
handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity,
let out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve this?"
The woman responded " I hit a duck."