Exhibit 1 Booth 1

Presenter: Dominic Domdesim
Topic: Oversaturation-lack of diversification-bipolar tendencies run rampant on the internet
Time: 0830AM-0930AM (1st hr of trading-often refered to as the dumb money hour of the day)
Discussion Group : overconcentration of allocated capital to one stock and the effects thereof
QandA Period: appx 1hr after presentation.
Content of Questions: since this is a live event any simultaneous webcast will have a subsequent time delay of .15 seconds so that the feed can be censored. We ask all callers to limit profanity and refrences to stupidity-or anything related to bipolar discussion-we are an equaly opportunity presento and Dominic Domdesim is able to present remaining presently
unemployed.

Our exhibition group also reminds Mrs DD not to use the free airways of the TNG webcast to contact her mail-order future spouse.

Exhibit 2 Booth 2

Presenter: Yackazz
Discussion Group: how to perform critical analysis of nothing-taking out of alias's
Time: 0930AM to 0931AM ( to allow .60sec of exhibition time was hard sell to the othe exhibitors)
Topic: re-inventing English literature 101 yet still saying nothing-how to lick an azz clockwise
QandA period: there will be no questions allowed-but a demonstration of the above will occur
NB. all attendees please see your programs for time and place and location via floor plan and sign a waiver accordingly.
Disclaimer: Those without waivers will not be admitted. Not a PG rated event.


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