THE
PAINTED PIG
WEEKEND EDITION
JUNE 28, 2008

IMPORTANT NOTICE

THE PIG WILL BE OFF VISITING ANOTHER STY FOR ACOUPLE OF  WEEKS. THE PIG WILL BE PROVIDING COVERAGE WHILE AWAY. BUTMAYBE NOT AS IN DEPTH AND STYLISH AS HE WOULD LIKE. BUT HEY, AFTER ALL,HE'S A PIG.

HE RETURNS JULY 12, 2008.

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THEPIGS "OINK" OF THE DAY


If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlookedsomething.


THEPIGSMARKET NEWS OF THE DAY....
Energulf Resources (TSX: V.ENG, Stock Forum) takes off to end the week at the top, as the company’s stock ends the trading day up over 85%.

THEPIGS PORK PIE PICKS.....................

ENERGULF RESOURCES INC - ENG:TSX-V
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
2.59  +1.22 +89.05% 2,518,450 2.83/1.4 4.04/0.57
THE PIG SENT OUT A MID MORNIING ALERT ON THIS PORKER. FOR GOOD REASON
IN FACT.THE PIG WROTE IT UP LAST WEEK AND SAID THERE WERE PLENTY OF FATTY
RUMOURS AROUND THE COMPANY AND ITS NAMIBIAN OCEAN DRILLING PLAY.
STILL NO OFFICIAL NEWS BUT THE PIG KNOWS GREASE (IN THIS CASE OIL) WHEN
HE SMELLS IT. THIS PIG IS A TRADERS DREAM AND ANOTHER GXS-V REPLICANT.
EVERYBODY SCOFFED AT THE PIG WHEN HE SAID IT COULD TO $4 OR $5 OR MORE.
THE PIG IS NOW GOING OUT ON A LIMB AND IS GOING TO SAY THAT IF THE
MANIA IS SUSTAINED, IT COULD HIT $5 BY WEEKS END. EXPECTING A GAP UP
ON MONDAY. THE PIGS SOURCES SAY IT HAS POST STRIKE BOOK VALUE OF OVER
$40. DO YOU SMELL THE PROFIT OINK OINK.


SATURN MINERALSINC - SMI:TSX-V 
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.53  -0.05 -8.62% 862,800 0.57/0.51 0.81/0.1
THE PIG SHOWS PATIENCE FOR PERMITS !

PANTERRA RESOURCE CORP - PAN:TSX-V
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.62  +0.12 +24.00% 815,350 0.63/0.49 1.41/0.125
THE PIG HAS FEATURED THIS STOCK BEFORE AND THE CHART SHOWS IT
MIGHT BE READY TO BREAK OUT AGAIN.


GREENCASTLE RESOURCES - VGN:TSX-V
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.50  -0.04 -7.41% 1,466,405 0.56/0.475 0.63/0.11
THE PIG SAYS, IT LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE ARE  ACCUMULATING THE COMPANY
STOCK.  SHE'S RUN HIGH AND HARD AND SOME SORT OF CORRECTION IS/WAS
EXPECTED SO IT LOOKS AS THOUGH THEIR BUYING THE DIPS.

PETROSTAR PETROLEUMCORP - PEP:TSX-V
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.34  -0.02 -5.56% 227,860 0.37/0.33 0.45/0.17

THEPIG LOVES THE TECHNOLOGY AND THE POTENTIAL OF THIS PORKY,
PEPPY JUNIOR.

PASSPORT METALS INC - PPI:TSX-V 
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.27  UNCH 0.00% 69,300 0.3/0.21 1.19/0.135
THE PIGS TALE IS CURLY ABOUT THIS ONE. IT AINT CAUSE OF THE RAIN EITHER.

EXPLOR RESOURCES INC - EXS:TSX-V
Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.79  +0.05 +6.76% 345,794 0.8/0.68 0.9/0.155
ANOTHER PIG FAVORITE WITH RUMOURS CIRCULATING. DO I HEAR A "POP" ?

THE PIGSCURIOSITIES OF THE DAY.......

COASTPORT CAPITAL INC - CPP:TSX-V

Price Change % Change Volume Day High/Low 52 Week High/Low
0.165  +0.045 +37.50% 211,000 0.165/0.12 0.54/0.08
CHART,CHART,CHART.....................HMMMMM

THE PIGS WATCHLIST(FOR VARIOUS REASONS)

URA-V..........CURIOUS LOOKING CHART...(WE PIGS ARE A CURIOUS LOT)
TRS-V..................WAITING FOR NEWS.....(WE PIGS ARE A PATIENT LOT)
GAL-V.........LATE DAY JUMP.........(WE PIGS ARE AN INTUITIVE LOT)
PXM-V................LOOKS INTERESTING.....(JUST LOOKS INTERESTING)


THE PIGS MOVIE review OF THE WEEK........

WALL-E (2008)

Rated:G

Theatrical Release: Jun 27, 2008 Wide

Synopsis:What if mankind had to leave Earth, and somebody forgot to turn the last robot off?

Academy Award®-winning writer-director Andrew Stanton(“Finding Nemo”) and the inventive storytellers and technical geniusesat Pixar Animation Studios (“The Incredibles,” “Cars,” “Ratatouille”)transport moviegoers to a galaxy not so very far away for a newcomputer-animated cosmic comedy about a determined robot named WALL•E.

After hundreds of lonely years of doing what he was builtfor, WALL•E (short for Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class)discovers a new purpose in life (besides collecting knick-knacks) whenhe meets a sleek search robot named EVE. EVE comes to realize thatWALL•E has inadvertently stumbled upon the key to the planet’s future,and races back to space to report her findings to the humans (who havebeen eagerly awaiting word that it is safe to return home). Meanwhile,WALL•E chases EVE across the galaxy and sets into motion one of themost exciting and imaginative comedy adventures ever brought to the bigscreen.

Joining WALL•E on his fantastic journey across a universe ofnever-before-imagined visions of the future, is a hilarious cast ofcharacters including a pet cockroach, and a heroic team ofmalfunctioning misfit robots.

Filled with surprises, action, humor and heart, WALL•E waswritten and directed by Andrew Stanton, produced by Jim Morris,co-produced by Lindsey Collins and features original and innovativesound design by Academy Award®-winner Ben Burtt (“Star Wars,” “IndianaJones,” “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial”).


THE PIGSMEDIUM/LONG TERMFAVS.....
(all the factors of porky profit potential-updatesongoing)

CNG-VCanadian Mining Co.
PEP-V   Petrostar (SEE ABOVE)

THEPIGS DATING TIPS of the week.....

Thereare lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOTto say on a date...

  • I really don't like this restaurant that much,but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

  • I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabson you.

  • I used to come here all the time with my ex.

  • Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn'thear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

  • I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a secondlook.

  • It's been tough, but I've come to accept that mostpeople I date just won't be as smart as I am.

  • QUEBEC SHALE PLAYERS
    (THE PIGS FAVORITES)

    QEC-T.....QUESTERRE
    JML-V...JAG MINES

    PCQ-V.....PETROLYMPIC
    PEA-V......PETROLIA

    THE PIGSTRADING ARTICLE OF THE WEEK......

    John Murphy's Ten Laws of Technical Trading

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    Measure percentage retracements. Market corrections up or downusually retrace a significant portion of the previous trend. You canmeasure the corrections in an existing trend in simple percentages. Afifty percent retracement of a prior trend is most common. A minimumretracement is usually one-third of the prior trend. The maximumretracement is usually two-thirds. Fibonacci retracements of 38% and62% are also worth watching. During a pullback in an uptrend,therefore, initial buy points are in the 33-38% retracement area.

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    Draw trend lines. Trend lines are one of the simplest and mosteffective charting tools. All you need is a straight edge and twopoints on the chart. Up trend lines are drawn along two successivelows. Down trend lines are drawn along two successive peaks. Priceswill often pull back to trend lines before resuming their trend. Thebreaking of trend lines usually signals a change in trend. A validtrend line should be touched at least three times. The longer a trendline has been in effect, and the more times it has been tested, themore important it becomes.

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    Follow moving averages. Moving averages provide objective buy andsell signals. They tell you if existing trend is still in motion andhelp confirm a trend change. Moving averages do not tell you inadvance, however, that a trend change is imminent. A combination chartof two moving averages is the most popular way of finding tradingsignals. Some popular futures combinations are 4- and 9-day movingaverages, 9- and 18-day, 5- and 20-day. Signals are given when theshorter average line crosses the longer. Price crossings above andbelow a 40-day moving average also provide good trading signals. Sincemoving average chart lines are trend-following indicators, they workbest in a trending market.

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    Track oscillators. Oscillators help identify overbought and oversoldmarkets. While moving averages offer confirmation of a market trendchange, oscillators often help warn us in advance that a market hasrallied or fallen too far and will soon turn. Two of the most popularare the Relative Strength Index (RSI) and Stochastics. They both workon a scale of 0 to 100. With the RSI, readings over 70 are overboughtwhile readings below 30 are oversold. The overbought and oversoldvalues for Stochastics are 80 and 20. Most traders use 14-days or weeksfor stochastics and either 9 or 14 days or weeks for RSI. Oscillatordivergences often warn of market turns. These tools work best in atrading market range. Weekly signals can be used as filters on dailysignals. Daily signals can be used as filters for intra-day charts.

    8. Know the Warning Signs

    Trade MACD. The Moving Average Convergence Divergence (MACD)indicator (developed by Gerald Appel) combines a moving averagecrossover system with the overbought/oversold elements of anoscillator. A buy signal occurs when the faster line crosses above theslower and both lines are below zero. A sell signal takes place whenthe faster line crosses below the slower from above the zero line.Weekly signals take precedence over daily signals. An MACD histogramplots the difference between the two lines and gives even earlierwarnings of trend changes. It's called a "histogram" because verticalbars are used to show the difference between the two lines on thechart.

    9. Trend or Not a Trend

    Use ADX. The Average Directional Movement Index (ADX) line helpsdetermine whether a market is in a trending or a trading phase. Itmeasures the degree of trend or direction in the market. A rising ADXline suggests the presence of a strong trend. A falling ADX linesuggests the presence of a trading market and the absence of a trend. Arising ADX line favors moving averages; a falling ADX favorsoscillators. By plotting the direction of the ADX line, the trader isable to determine which trading style and which set of indicators aremost suitable for the current market environment.

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    Include volume and open interest. Volume and open interest areimportant confirming indicators in futures markets. Volume precedesprice. It's important to ensure that heavier volume is taking place inthe direction of the prevailing trend. In an uptrend, heavier volumeshould be seen on up days. Rising open interest confirms that new moneyis supporting the prevailing trend. Declining open interest is often awarning that the trend is near completion. A solid price uptrend shouldbe accompanied by rising volume and rising open interest.

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    Technical analysis is a skill that improves with experience and study. Always be a student and keep learning.

    - John Murphy

    Definitions: Leonardo Fibonacci was a thirteenthcentury mathematician who "rediscovered" a precise and almost constantrelationship between Hindu-Arabic numbers in a sequence(1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144,etc. to infinity). The sum of any twoconsecutive numbers in this sequence equals the next higher number.After the first four, the ratio of any number in the sequence to itsnext higher number approaches .618. That ratio was known to the ancientGreek and Egyptian mathematicians as the "Golden Mean" which hadcritical applications in art, architecture and in nature.

    Stochastics - an oscillator popularized by George Lanein an article on the subject which appeared in 1984. It is based on theobservation that as prices increase, closing prices tend to be closerto the upper end of the price range; conversely, in down trends,closing prices tend to be near the lower end of the range. Stochasticshas slightly wider overbought and oversold boundaries than the RSI andis therefore a more volatile indicator. The term "stochastic" refers tothe location of a current futures price in relation to its range over aset period of time (usually 14 days).


    THE PIGS PIZZA factsOF THE WEEK...........
      October is National Pizza Month. It was first so designated in 1987.
      Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza each day, or 350 slices per second.
      Pizza is a $30 billion per year industry.
      There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the United States. (Source: American Business Lists, Omaha, Nebraska.)
      Each man, woman and child in America eats an average of 46 slices (23 pounds) of pizza a year. (source: Packaged Facts, New York)
      Approximately 3 billion pizzas are sold in the U.S. each year.
      Italian food ranks as the most popular ethnic food in America.(Courtesy of the National Restaurant Association)
      According to a recent Gallup Poll, kids between the ages of 3 to 11 prefer pizza over all other food groups for lunch and dinner.
    Facts About Toppings
      Pepperoni is America's favorite topping (36 percent of all pizza orders); we eat approximately 251,770,000 pounds per year. Other popular pizza toppings are mushrooms, extra cheese, sausage, green pepper and onion.
      In America, anchovies always rank last on the list of favorite toppings.
      Gourmet toppings are gaining ground in some parts of the country with such toppings as chicken, oysters, chicken, crayfish, dandelions, sprouts, eggplant, Cajun shrimp, artichoke hearts and tuna.
      Pizza lovers are experimenting with gourmet toppings by ordering oysters, chicken, shrimp, eggplant, artichoke hearts, dandelions and tuna. More recent trends include game meats like venison or duck, and Canadian-style bacon.
      Sixty-two percent of Americans prefer meat toppings on their pizza, while 38% prefer vegetarian. (source: Bolla wines)
      Women are twice as likely as men to order vegetable toppings on their pizza. (Source: Bolla wines)
      According to Domino's, some of the more popular international toppings are: pickled ginger, minced mutton and tofu in India, squid and Mayo Jaga (mayonnaise, potato and bacon) in Japan, and green peas in Brazil. In Russia, they serve pizza covered with mockba, which is a combination of sardines, tuna, mackerel, salmon and onions. In France, a popular combo is called the Flambée, with bacon, onion and fresh cream.
      Around the world, toppings vary greatly to reflect regional preferences. In Japan, for instance, eel and squid are favorites. In Pakistan, curry is a big seller. In Russia, red herring is a topping of choice and Australians enjoy shrimp and pineapple on their pies as well as barbecue toppings. Costa Ricans favor coconut. (Courtesy of Numero Uno Pizzeria)
      In the Netherlands, the "Double Dutch" is a favorite, with double cheese, double onions, double beef. (Source: Domino's Pizza)
    Pizza History
      Basic pizza most likely began in prehistoric times, with bread cooked on flat, hot stones.
      Roughly 1,000 years ago herb-and-spice-covered circles of baked dough grew exceptionally popular in Naples, Italy. Known as focaccia, these rounds were served as an appetizer or a snack. (Source: Smithsonian)
      Pizza developed in Italy in pre-refrigerator times. After focaccia, its most direct ancestor was "Casa de nanza," which means "take out before." Housewives would pound out dough into a thin crust and place leftovers on to bake. Pizza was a peasant food designed to be eaten without utensils and, like the French crepe and the Mexican taco, was a way to make use of fresh produce available locally and to get rid of leftovers.
      But pizza as we know it could not have evolved until the late 1600s when Old World Europeans overcame their fear of a New World discovery - tomatoes. Native to Peru and Ecuador, a plant which produced yellow or red fruit (later called tomatoes) was introduced to Europe in the early 1500s. Brought back by Conquistadors to Spain, the tomato was thought to be poisonous and was viewed with suspicion. It wasn't until the late 1600s that Europeans began to eat the tomato. (Source: Smithsonian and PIZZA TODAY)
      The peasants of Naples, Italy, who lived mostly off of bread and little else, were the first to add tomatoes to their focaccia bread rounds.
      In 1830 pizza truly began with the opening of the world's first pizzeria. Named Port'Alba, the pizzas were cooked in an oven lined with lava from Mount Vesuvius, a volcano located on the Bay of Naples. (Source: Smithsonian)
      Modern pizza was born in 1889 when Queen Margherita Teresa Giovanni, the consort of Umberto I, king of Italy, visited Naples. Don Raffaele Esposito, who owned a tavern-like place called Pietro Il Pizzaiolo, was asked to prepare a special dish in honor of the Queen's visit. Esposito developed a pizza featuring tomatoes, mozzarella cheese (a never before used ingredient made from the milk of water buffalo) and basil - ingredients bearing the colors red, white and green for the Italian flag. He named it the Margherita Pizza, after the guest of honor. Thus, the modern-day tomato-and-cheese pizza was born. (Source: Smithsonian and PIZZA TODAY)
      Shops in the volcano-devastated city of Pompeii bear the characteristics of a pizzeria.
      Marie Antionette's sister, Marie Carolina, wife of Ferdinand I of Sicily and Naples, had ovens built in the forest so she could enjoy pizza while the Royal Hunting Party feasted on wild ducklings and pigs killed in the hunt.
      The popularity of pizza exploded throughout the country when World War II servicemen returning from Italy began opening pizzerias and raving about that "great Italian dish."
      In 1905, Gennaro Lombardi opened the first licensed American pizzeria, Lombardi's Pizzeria Napoletana, at 53-1/2 Spring Street in New York City. (From The Art of Pizzaiolo, by John Thorn.)
      America is the new pizza renaissance leader in the world and is exporting our technology of pizza production and promotion on an ever-increasing basis.
      Pizza restaurants are opening in such unlikely locations as the Caribbean islands of Curacao and Bonaire; the South Pacific atoll of Palau; and in most Arab countries. The deep-dish pizza was invented in Chicago by pizza entrepreneur Ike Sewell. His restaurant, Pizzeria Uno, is still going strong today.
    Facts About Today's Pizza
      Pizza Hut is the largest pizza purveyor in the world, with 12,583 total restaurants and combination delivery/takeout units in the U.S. and over 90 other countries; 6,590 units are company-owned. Pizza Hut generated approximately $7.7 billion in sales in 1996. (Chain Store Guide.)
      Domino's Pizza is the world leader in delivery, with 5,500 stores in 46 international markets. Domino's reached $2.8 billion in sales in 1996. (Chain Store Guide.)
      Papa John's is considered the fastest growing franchise in the country, with 1,160 units generating $613 million in sales in 1996. (Chain Store Guide.)
      Of 31,386 pizza franchise units in the United States, roughly 83 percent (24,381 stores) offer delivery, 91 percent offer takeout, and 51 percent offer dine-in service.
      According to a Pizza Today survey, 61% of independent pizza operations serve alcohol, compared to 69% of chains and 48% of franchises.
      Each year, thousands of people involved in the pizza industry attend Pizza Expo, the world's largest pizza-only trade show. Pizza Expo is held each year in Las Vegas, Nevada.
      Pizza has played a major role in television and in the movies, with appearances in such films as Splendor in the Grass, The French Connection, Mystic Pizza, Do the Right Thing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Multiplicity, Lover Boy, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Caddy (featuring Dean Martin's song "That's Amore"), Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco, Spaceballs, Toy Story, Delivery Boys, Free Willy III and I Love You to Death.
      Regular thin pizza crust is still the most popular crust, preferred by 61 percent of the population. Thick crust and deep dish tied for second, at 14%. Only 11 percent of the population prefers extra thin. (Source: CREST [Consumer Reports on Eating Share Trends], 1994)
      Three of the top 10 weeks of pizza consumption occur in January. More pizza is consumed during Super Bowl week than any other week of the year. (Source: Kraft Foods, Northfield, Ill.)
      Over the past five years, pizza has outpaced the growth rate of all other food service items, averaging about 11 percent a year and making it the Number 2 item in foodservice (after burgers). (Source: Food Industry News)
      Pizza is the second most popular takeout food (after chicken) among the over-50 market.
    Records
      The world's largest pizza was built on October 11, 1987 by Lorenzo Amato and Louis Piancone. The pizza covered 10,000 square feet and measured 140 feet across. It weighed in at 44,457 pounds, consisting of, among other items, 18,174 pounds of flour, 1,103 pounds of water, 6,445 pounds of sauce, 9,375 pounds of cheese and 2,387 pounds of pepperoni. The pie was cut into 94,248 slices and eaten by more than 30,000 spectators at the baking in Havana, Florida.
      In 1994, Domino's Pizza stores in Guatemala attempted a world record for the longest chain of pizza. The chain, reaching 500 meters, was donated to local charities.


    THEPIGS PORKY CHUCKLE OF THE WEEKEND..........

    A hip youngman goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new Ferrari GTO.It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him$500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
    An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next tohim. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, “Whatkind of car ya’ got there sonny?”
    The young man replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

    “That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “ Why does it cost so much?”

    “Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!” states the young dude proudly.

    The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

    “No problem,” replies the owner.
    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car,all right — but I’ll stick with my moped!”
    Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old manjust what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, thespeedometer reads 160 mph!

    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to begetting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly,WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!

    “What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the young manasks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas andpasses the moped at 275 mph.

    He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the oldman gaining on him again! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, hefloors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
    Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! TheFerrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do! Suddenly, the mopedplows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The youngman stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!

    He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh, my word! Is there anything I can do for you?”

    The old man whispers with his dying breath, “Unhook…my…suspenders…from…your…side-view mirror.”