Seriously?!?! Lets Go!!!!!Toronto-based
Aleafia Health Inc.(
TSX-V.ALEF) – a global leader in cannabis wellness products and services – Is proud to announce that it has parted ways with its former financial consultant Highrider AKA 'The Ressurecion" Ahsocks.
17/11/21 - Aleafia Health reports that it has parted ways with the disgraced financial consultant due to his inability to read financials as seen in his content.
The company says it wasnt paying him to begin with, but saw it beneficial to dismiss the consultant with cause due to the bad brand recognition associated with doing business with such a 'bone-head'.
"We stand to gain several IQ points back now that this character is no longer in the same room" says an unidentified company insider who wishes to remain annonymous due to "the probability of buthurtedness likely to arise from the situation."
CEO Rad10 would like to add that he "Is not a starfish", but it is widely considered to be the exact thing a starfish disguising himself as a CEO would say.
Several analysts who have previously called speculation and skepticisim over the consultants use of Fischer Price level 2's have reportedly come out applauding the move, and say synergies can be seen almost immediatly.
The stock is trading 2% higher on the day with above normal volumes.