Looking for the elusive black box.
There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane across the
ocean.
The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me
some hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some flooresant orange
panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hareplane is goin' down and
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."
"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.
"Dat's right, you heard me. I'm not wearing any panties," the third lady
said, cause if dis plane goes down, honey dey always look for da black
box first."
Thanks... try the fish.