Simon Collins Glub Glub Simon saw the TTX shoreline recede as the water sped away from him. The shore exposed, he greedily bought oodles of TTX shares. Suddenly, a tsunami, a massive 50 foot wave of TTX debt, DRC corruption, and feces hit him like a sharknado, and he floundered, lost his footing, and drowned. Glub, Glub. Then he was carried deep into the ocean never to be seen again.
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The end