Intrinsyc Software International Inc ISYRF

INTRINSICK UPDATE

[ULSTERMAN]

Intrinsick's 5 year update May 2001 Intrinsick is the one of the fastest growing companies in Canada, "we have changed are business unit model (BUM) so we are now in a better situation (BS) to get our first customer." We have successfully launched the worlds first remote toaster. We will be the premier tech company in Canada within 5 years. Shareholders are patiently waiting for the new business solution (BS) to show a profit and make a return on their investments. With projected growth in the embedded solutions department shares should be over $100 within 5 years. Derek and and the directors are in Bahamas looking for a location to open a new office. Share price $2 2006 Intrinsick is a company in Canada, "we have changed are business unit model (BUM), 5 times this year on top of the 7 times last year so we are now in a better situation (BS) to get our first customer." We have successfully launched the world's first mobile software which can flush your shares down the toilet from anywhere in the world. Shareholders are unpatiently waiting for the new business solution (BS) to show a profit and make a return on their investments, or get their money back. Derek and and the directors are in China looking for a location to open a new office. Share price .86 Cents ---------------------------------------------------- It's just funny coming back to the board and reading the latest news release. New programs (MES), (MSP), heard it all before only under (BS) and more (MBS) all these names mean nothing, actions speak louder than words. "the Customer Programs team across Vancouver, BC, Bellevue, WA, Birmingham, UK and Singapore." Wow global company, how many customers? "The new organizational developments made today at Intrinsyc mark another step in the growth of the company and position Intrinsyc for long-term, sustainable growth," said Vince Schiralli. Heard that 5 years ago. "Intrinsyc continues to build a healthy and profitable business." Derek Spratt. HUH! PROFITABLE BUSINESS? "Intrinsyc has (I has a chance to win the lottery) a great opportunity to achieve rapid revenue growth (from zero growth, share dilution) in the (don't mention near future, just future that can mean 30 years) future." Derek Spratt. May 2001. May 2006.