Horsemouth and True Gold Rules to live buy 1) Always be the most successfull guy on the internet.
2) Losing money is cool, making money is bad and very, very funny.
3) When you are out of ideas, call someone a name. Fatso, homosexual, stupid, little boy, or making fun of their jobs is the most effective. This is especially effective if you tell them you are going to church to pray for them, like you live in Texas or Ohio.
4) Offer up money as a means to show you are tough and rich. Don't worry, 0 chance you have to back anything up, thats the beauty of being anonymous.
5) Make sure you have a partner around to confirm everything you are saying.
Feel free to add to them or I will keep them updated as we go.