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curtisprodon Jul 08, 2006 8:55am
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RE: Anonymous Selling Again-I accept
RE: Anonymous Selling Again-I acceptThank you, thank you, thank you, my fellow Americans and Canadians. I accept your nomination for CEO.
I promise you a chicken in every pot and pot for those of you who are not chicken.
I promise you a chicken that lays Red Mt. Golden eggs.
I promise you a chicken that eats coal and passes methane.
I promise you a Polish chicken that pecks the ground and bubbling crude comes forth.
I promise you property tax relief.
I promise you acid reflux relief.
I promise to never hire a midget to sell short.
I promise you $1.00 by August 15, $3 by Oct. 15 and $5 by Nov. 15. Then I promise you some really upward action.
I offer you my hand. Other politicians offer you their hand but wind up only giving you the finger.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I accept your nominination to be CEO, Certified EEEEEdiot Officer.