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Mackwheatonon Dec 12, 2013 5:58pm
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Just got back from 2016
Just got back from 2016Was doing some time tripping. Went to the year 2016. Allana was bought by a Chinese investment firm in a vicious bidding war with Indian and Israeli mining conglomerates. The Chinese paid $14.75 per share US for the rights to share in the SOP resource. Allana shares closed today at $22.38 cents.
In related news, charges were brought against a homeless man for camping in front of a fish market and screaming "rotten fish" . The man, whose last known alias was "ocean something" is said to have lost everything he had trying to bash stocks on the internet, and was being paid in scraps by local fish vendors to disparage their competitors.