What city are you in?  if close by I'll buy you a scotch next year if it is not 23  but if it is  you buy..  I do like 18 year olds...

Edmonton, and you're on.

Aside:  I do hope you were meaning to say you like 18 year old SCOTCH.  If you have 30 years experience and you are still able to get the 18 year old two legged variety to even notice you, then you are a better man than I :-)