Boarding update for flight BAA to Gold HavenDue to unforeseen refuelling problem we request passengers to remain in departure lounge. We can't offer you any snacks or drinks as this is a budget airline. Overweight people will not be allow boarding and valuable should handed over and will be given to BAA foundation, this to insure fuel economies are meet so we can finance our other undercover business at your expense... that's what today feels like: daylight robbery!