Dear Mr Ocalaman, I must apologize for my boy prolapse, he has never been the same since we dropped him on his head when he was a baby while trying to have a few beers with the neighbours. I fear now, ar 57 he will never leave the basement suite in my house, he just loves my cooking ! He has had the odd job at the car wash as an ash tray emptier but was fired cause he always smoked the butts in the car. His only joy now is sitting on his computer day and night typing,typing,typing and sometimes he shows me the nice pictures he sends to people and is constantly uttering " I AM A TA PRO" Not sure what he is saying at T & A meant something in our time completely different but who knows. Mr Prolapse and I have bought him a new bunkbed with nice Pee  Wee Herman pictures on it and he sometimes naps with his friend stojiko after a nice story is read.

in closing I would like to apologize for my boy , if you know of a nice home for him please let us know! P L E A S E


nothing fictional here, your mom sounds very nice on the phone and very concerned about your future, she only wants rhe best for you prolapse