2018 vision of my darling Eldorado, motherlode of miseries There are 19 million ounces of gold in our company. It says so at the top of this web page. With a gold price of $1000 per ounce that is worth 19 billion dollars. With 700 millions shares that means each ELD share is really and legally, the ownership of, $ 27.14 worth of gold.
If our mother 'lode' cannot perform his or her duties, I mean the rich pink skinned ELD executive staff, I have a vision.
I see us shareholders chartering planes to fly us off to distant ELD mine locations and once there, staying in local hotels, we mine the gold ourselves. With our picks and shovels that pay hommage to our solidarity in that landscape, those same tools will become a master symphony with developing muscled hands, working under water,with gold swimmingly effusive, to make music, separating , through expert eagle eyes, the dirt from the gold. Forget the modern equipment and plants, this is just us, happily old fashioned , working mightily hard on OUR land or under OUR license, just using big barrels of water and pumps and screens to gather all of our gold.
All the miseries this board would be whisked away with cyclonic speed like fine dust, poof, that is gone with the tough loving fatherly wind. We would eat together and win together and sleep with golden nuggets deep inside our gold coloured pillows together. A welcome and well deserved night rest before we get up at sunrise and without fail, we would steadfastly, every day, be walking briskly, going to the pits to continue the mining, rain or shine . When that golden sun rises every day we would renew admiring and discovering the overflowing pride and heroism exhibited every day. I say admiration because those graces will be visible on our hardened reborn manly faces and we will have then, and only then, rebecome men.We will have then become gold.
We sell all this gold to the largest pawn shop in the nearest big cities, the profit will be split amongst us and any grievances will be shovelled away by the bulldozers digging always deeper.... so that we may recuperate always more of our gold.
I say lets do it, be brave and sign up now !