News on Eld - just out and very accurate(VN news 10:41 pm) Gold sector woes, manic depressive ELD confusing investors
Four psychiatrists were recently hired by ELD to treat miners and staff. One senior staff member confided that ‘panic attacks can be seen all over the office, people are flushed and you see it in their eyes’’. As a result or as the resultant of ELD drastic low price,the stock price may have been whipped further to the blood and even Greek officials are admitting to increasing prescription drug dosage while the arbitration rages on.
The contagious worry has some miners in Turkey digging all night with no pay to
strike gold and help shore up the stock price. One manager fearful to be identified
tearfully stated ‘these guys bought stock at $1,60 -$1.70 and are working round the clock
to find veins of gold that may have been forgetten'. Even Lamaque has plans to expand its mental health care facility to include distraught workers who feel ‘misunderstood’.
The prime minister is calling for a public inquiry into what could have caused the disastrous ‘November slaughter’ and academics are still debating the rational vs emotional cognitive dissonance of the ELD share price, particularly in how it affects South African long investors patterns.
Wall stree have seen this before. One gold trader dismissed the ‘ELD effect’ calling it important but not likely to affect the major indexes for more than a few days at a time, just 'hours really'.
Volunteers on the stockhouse bullboard have offered further wounds to desperate investors,
their value being Freudian and based on the belief their mothers could not care for them or ELD
and its all the same.
Police are on the lookout for an investor under the name of Vinnie who purchased a gigantic position and illegally makes public the disclosure thereof further causing wailing in the wings while ELD deals with its mental health issues.