RE:Michangans Attorney General Kisses HER WIFELet's stick to what is real here. Otherwise we could go: penis envy? maybe you feel threatened by her attraction to other women rather than to you. Or maybe we could go: penis envy? A long pipe? More like a super long... birth canal. She's a politician. The pipeline is old and damaged and needs to be replaced before there is some god almighty really, really expensive disaster in the lake.