FAUX BREAKING NEWS...Knight annouces invention of JumpBack2.
This wholely owned invention allows all GUD investors to jump two years back in time and with little effort investors could see further backward gains.
We stopped at GUD head office and spoke to the janitor who was busy sweeping cobwebs from the main hallway and he said "everything is on hold while the grandchildren get born and start school, at which time they take over the company from grandpa Jon".
Stay tuned for more FAUX BREAKING NEWS...
lmz