FAUX BREAKING NEWS...We spoke with the evening janitor again this week to see how the new BOD members, The Three Raccoons, were doing. "The current BOD showed the raccoons how to press the down curser instead of up so the stock can still be played by short sellers", " ...and they had a good idea about changing the ticker to CON because it would send the message that everyone on the board should be wearing masks with the level of activity they exhibit...".
With that the evening janitor went off to clean the toilets...
Stayed tuned for more FAUX BREAKING NEWS.
lmz