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bogfiton Nov 24, 2020 8:44am
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Beware le moose!
Beware le moose!Apparently the annual moose migration in Canada has taken a deadly turn. Reports are reaching us that even drivers on the road are being attacked by slobbering mooses. This has been reported responsible for several serious accidents. Moose stopping traffic on major roads and highways has slowed the shipments of 2x4’s that Canadian manufacturing is known for around the world.
I can only assume that the moose slobber freezes on contact and travel is impaired when dragging one or more moose from your bumper. Worse still to have a moose’s mouth stuck on your windshield, not to mention the freezing the doors and windows. Fogging of the windshield from the frozen breath of the moose has been found responsible for many accidents, as one might reasonably expect, as well as slowing traffic as drivers must stop every few miles to scrape their windshield again..
BTW- Rocky I certain wish to join you in condemning “Bad Humor” on this board, but have found eating only animals with four legs and exercising daily cleanses the body and restores your precious bodily fluids.
b.