An awesome press release might be.Whereas we've had nothing of value to print with that $1,000,000 printer we bragged about in a press release in our expanded manufacturing space where apparently little to nothing is being manufactured:
We have decided to print Tofu based Dunkin Donuts. With the torches we've printed and not sold, we will start a street vendor service in Toronto and utilize the cable car power cables to power the torches to reheat the donuts. All proceeds will first be deposted in a Bahaman bank.