Opportunity is knocking You know Crazy888, if you are even half the man you used to be, I would really like to hear your thoughts. It just so happens that I have an extra old laptop that has no purpose in my house. For the small price of an internet stick, virus protection and a huge very gentle hug, this laptop could be yours. Tell your wife. I'm sure she wouldn't complain about something freely given. I wouldn't do this for just anyone either. I believe you are special and you deserve the same freedom of speech as anyone else.
Unfortunately, I can't be at the Hockey Game. I'm destined for Las Vegas on that very day. It sounds like a really good pep rally though. In spite of the fact that I can not be at the hockey game, I'm sure we can work out the minor details of getting this computer to you.
To all you infants out there, you might want to be afraid. There is the possibility this one might not just give a severe tounge lashing, he might just eat you alive!!!!