RE: greener...Man this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I am sitting here with tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard. It actually took me some time to read it because I couldn't see half the time. Great way to provide comic releaf at the end of a hectic week.
I think the reason this is so funny is because I also have one of these things and have often gone through the same thought process. "How bad can a little 9V dry cell be?" Thanks, now I don't have to try it.