anonymous: judging from your large purchease of stock, you will likely not only die anonymous, but will likely be found faced down in a burp king parkling lot next to the dumpster you were fishing your last meal out of. At least kegman and honeybadger will be chowing down next to you. Although what they may get up to with your dead carcuss is likely something you wouldn't want put on the front of a christmas card.
Rest in peace, anonymous, rest in peace.