Dearly Beloved ... we are . . . .We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of the Canadian Oil and Gas industry and the thousands of jobs now gone by the wayside.
BUT take heart and trust in the green new deal !!!
- Jet planes retrofitting their wings into solar sails, freighters and passenger ships alike, being propelled by wind farm turbines placed on their decks, and every smart home showcasing their electric vehicle and every roof a garden of solar cells with hydroponic food to feed the growing masses a new plastic free genetically modified super nutrition.
As we stand on this precipise of a brave new world, soon to be clutching our 10G phones and streaming the latest entertainment in the blink of an eye (attitude adjustment videos), our smart lives will be so much simpler and fulfilling knowing our offsrping will be genetically inspected and engineered. It will be hard not to boast how free we are because of the chips implanted to safeguard our children. Barbeque season will be replaced with 'beyond meat' burgers gently roasted on a solar grille. Personal fulfillment will be just a simple app away.
The SMART Utopia approaches !
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