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Groundhog Day or The Three Stooges

[Metalsguy1]

The press release yesterday was so jaw droppingly stupid that I imagine the author has to be reminded to breath every now and then. Harsh? Yes. Here is now I break it down.

Paragraph 1: Blah blah blah.
Paragraph 2: Blah Blah. Explanation of what we meant in our last press release. Blah. We can "support" 200 units annually. [Only the auhtor knows what he meant by support. Why not just say we can produce 200 units annually]. Blah blah further optimize blah blah. Something magically happens that we go from being able to support 200 units annual to being able to produce 1 unit a day sometime in the 3rd quarter.

Here is the math:

Work days in a year: Approximately 248
Facilities can support: .8064516129 units per day
3rd quarter can "produce" 1 unit per day

1st half potential production 99 Units

2nd half potential production 111 to 124

Total potential production for 2016 210 to 223

Holy cr** did some monkey just make me spend time trying to decipher this dumb a** press release to just tell me that production capacity for 2016 might or might not be between 210 to 223.

[Iis now that I feel like I am a veritable live audience member on the set of the 3 Stooges].

Nevermind that the monkey in front of the keyboard did not bang on the keys long enough to provide a date from which this support of 200 began.

Paragraph 3: 
Enter the carnival barker: "Step right up ladies and gentlement. Why behind these curtains we have something astounding something amazing something something NEVER NEVER seen before by human eyes. It will amaze you as you have NEVER BEEN AMAZED BEFOREEEEE!" Yes ladies and gentlement I am talking about the against all odds and super human achievement of "significantly increasing our production beyond anyting we HAVE EVERRRRR SEEEEENNNNN!"

Skeptic in the audience: Sir...whatis your highest production in recent history? You say 7 in three months??? ok...[heading to the two headed man exhibit now].

Paragraph 4:

[Monkey finally banged enough keyes to get a date out.] Blah blah..wait did I mean to imply that by support I meant produce? No...what I actually meant was by mid-March we could produce 200 annually. Before we could only support it. Yes we gathered all the mangers around the CEO and he yelled "200 Units" everyone applauded - and THAT is what I meant by support! We have improved our operations team [perhaps replacing the CEO would be another step in the right direction].

Remaining paragraphs:

Blah Blah Blah and we look forward to blowing a lot of smoke up your a**es for years to come. If substantive information is ever divulged in a press releases, please rest assured that it was an accident.

IS IT ANY WONDER THAT TSO PRESS RELEASES GARNER ALL THE EXCITEMENT OF COLOSTOMY BAG CHANGEOUT???