tonto and queentard went hunting...all of a sudden tonto screams in agony and falls down.
queertard (being a giggly girl) although in total panic - calls 911, screamimg that his boyfriend has had an attack of some sort and is dead
The 911 operator asks queertard to calm down, and says 'first, let's make sure he's dead' and listens while queertard puts the phone down, shaking and screamimg at tonto's limp body.
Suddenly a shot rings out - and queertard comes back on the phone
"okay, what's next" he asks