BEEN PLANNING MY RETIREMENT FREEDOM 76!Its fairly obvious that I'm not making money here, I was out looking at trailers today at Green Acres Trailer Park. I couldn't help but notice the wealth in the park! I'm talking beer cases full of empties! Yes! cant wait to rub shoulders with these people
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you know what I'm saying.
I think I impressed a few renters there today rolling in with my 1976 Ford Pinto, I'm seriously thinking of pimping my ride! Even though the Pinto has primer and body filler on it, I think 20" chrome spinner rims would be sweet!
Anyways I was thinking how could I get a good life style without relying on being smart, Good looking or having desirable personnel hygiene's and I came up with it! Brilliant idea!!
As you all know by now I'm a stylish dresser, So I figured I would roll into the nearest bingo hall with my pimped out Pinto with red valour interior, 20" spinners, purple haze lights underneath, and a 1500 watt stereo with polka just cranked! have you ever heard accordion pumping out of 1500 watts? Sweet
Then I have to make sure I time it perfect so that when the bus is letting out all the elderly single women from the retirement home that they cant help but look! Now picture this!
I get out of the 76 Pinto and key fob the alarm, I'm wearing plaid pants with a white belt pulled up to my arm pits, I have white shinny shoes and I'm sporting that sweater tied around my neck look! Sweet! wearing Old Spice after shave!
Then the rest is history, I find a 76-90yr old babe that has been left her husband fortune, sweet talk her, tell about my misfortune (buying BMK) and the next thing you know we have a joint account and I'm painting the Pinto!
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Freedom 76!!