RE:ALERT from boiler room....screen showing red this amEmergency memo from boiler room:
Attn.
We have confirmed case of diaper rash, please send soothing cream ASAP , butt hurt individual has been spotted. Maybe seen weeping, acting erratically, verbalizing nonsensical blah blah, approach with caution may throw a temper tantrum and resort to name calling and other verbal tirades.
God speed,
Boiler room staff