RE:Important message regarding the fallen lion, Quackzillllla!This story sounds preposterous. And it's 10 years old. 10 years ago social media barely existed. How many users did s/h have 10 years ago? 100? LOL. Guys in the construction biz especially know how to deal with a little pita like you describe. Reminds me a bit of the plot for the Dirty Harry movie. A Hollywood make believe story. Or here's a story, he goes for a ride in the countryside and stays at a friends farm, forever, or he gets in on the ground floor of a construction site as the foundation is poured, or maybe he goes on a charter fishing boat like the Stugots, and badabing, problem solved. Old school.