Assay news outAug 19, 2022
Zuggitville,Ontario
CK reports: "We are delighted and excited to update shareholders on the status of assays sent to the gulch for photon zapping, Unfortunatley 100 sample bags were tampered with, including 56 that were abscounded er..with er..gone. The remaining 46 samples were photoned and microwaved. We have frogs legs folks! Lots of them. Dig in.
Ck Was heard saying:
"Several notes were left by the theives. One said "Have a nice day. Bucco". Another, "Oi needed more weights for me boat anchor oi. Tharry". Another "Dan Warren wears pink panties". What that means I do not know."
Well, there you have it. We expect more results in 5 months.
CK
Have a nice day oi.