Truffle NO-NO-NOOOO!!! O.k. Truff......don't panic buddy!!.....Remember your lamaze breathing techniques!! O.k......we're going to get through this...we just have to think of a way for you to bash this news.
Here's some potential angles we can work on this (just spitballing, feel free to chime in)
Bashing ideas list:
1) Big deal....so they made a laser.......but can it destroy a DEATHSTAR???!!
2) Just because they invented the laser...doesn't mean the POET chip is created....it just means the most difficult part of the process is done.......uhmmmmm......never mind.....scratch this one
3) Taylor made a laser.......IN ONE COLOUR????!!!...What a looooooser!..My daughter has a laser pointer that has 3 COLOURS!!!....This laser is a joke....pathetic......you dopes......roflmaololololo!!!
4) You suckers might think this is a big deal, but I'm not wasting my money on this pos, until Taylor figures out how they got the caramel in all those caramilk bars.
O.k.....like I said Truff....just stay calm.....keep in mind these are just "rough draft bashes"....I'm sure between the two of us, we can come up with some really great stuff to hammer the stock price into oblivion.
Chin up buddy!!!
MC
p.s....by the way truff....try to distract away from comments like the following in the nr......not good
The new laser serves as the basis for chip-to-chip interconnection, and complements numerous other optoelectronic devices already demonstrated by ODIS - including heterostructure field effect transistors (HFETs), optical thyristors, pulsed lasers, and super-radiant light emitting devices - all able to be monolithically fabricated via the POET process