Oogee Just read your comment about feeling partly responsible for adding tension to the bb lately. Not sure I agree with that assessment , but as luck would have it.....as I was searching online for a good site to purchase a new "man-kini" for myself, I may have stumbled on a cure for your affliction.
A nal Fissure Prevention
Placing 2guys and Baggie4life on "ignore" prevents a nal fissures. Maintaining a high fiber diet and drinking plenty of Guinness while simultaneously ridiculing 2gals lack of technical knowledge, helps promote soft bowel movements, and not only prevents a nal fissures but also decreases the risk of developing "illuminoids".
illuminoids
Illuminoids are similar to hemorrhoids, only much, much more painful. The main cause is reading the multi- paragraph, self important, rambling posts vomited up by "illuminated1" on a daily basis.
Luckily for you Oogee, your condition is easily treated. Unfortunately for 2gals, saggy, dimbulb and a couple other skidmarks on this board......modern medical science has not yet found a cure for stupid.
MC ( that's it for me folks....have a great night...and don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out!)