RE:The Unmitigated Gall of Management!Recently held meeting at TheScore head office...
Staff: "Hi Mr. Levy, we have gathered as a group to let you know that we will understand if you have to: a. defer part of our salaries b. lower them or c. furlough some of us. We understand that the new spectator sports of professional tiddlywinks (
https://tiddlywinks.org/tournament-types/) and professional marble racing (
https://www.npr.org/2020/04/02/826187921/fans-turn-to-marble-racing-for-a-spectator-sports-fix) are just not bringing in the revenues like those other sports. We can take it sir...after all the world is in crisis."
Mr. Levy: "Skru that...I know what I will do...I will further dilute existing shareholders by issuing 2.3 million additional shares from treasury and give everybody bonuses! Heck, what's an extra million when you're losing 13 million a year. Ha, Fcuk the Shareholders!"
End of meeting...