36 thousand traded.-- It's OT break time. 1) What disease can you get from kissing birds?
Chirpes(It's a Canareal disease) but it is tweetable. (Donald has it.
2) Why don't anteaters get sick?
'Cause they're full of anty-bodies.
3) What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
DAM.
4) What do you call a cow that had an abortion?
Decaffeinated.
5) Why did Bill Clinton not want to deal with Elian Gonzalez?
Because the last time he made a decision about a Cuban, he was impeached.
6) How will history remember Bill Clinton?
He was the President after Bush.
7) Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was like the Lewinski affair.
She replied, "close, but no cigar".
8) With gas prices falling experts say that this could delay the next war till the Fall.
9) Thousands of Iraqis marched in the streets demanding a government selected by majority vote. President Trump told them they should shut up, saying, 'we don't even do that in this country'.
10) President Trump wants to see America establish a permanent moon base. Part of his plan to get Americans used to an environment where there are no trees and the air is unbreathable.
11) Dubya, graduated from Yale. Living proof that a 'C' student can grow up to be President. Clinton lowered the moral standards, Bush the academic standards, and Trump? Well, how low can you go?