RE: Pass the ApplesaucePass the APPLESAUCE??
I thought backdoors and caulk produced "PHUDGE!" (As in what backdoordildo used to do to the books!)
On behalf of a request from the master Nessi his self, I place his latest masterpiece for all to enjoy!
Dick'n Caulk
There was something -a pig
And a backdoor too
Something of riches
From many, to few
Something so low
Disease wouldn’t screw
Backdoor and pig
The lowest … the two…
When in their pen
The caulk and the dick
What they did down there
Made dead men sick
‘Mid grunts ‘n groans
‘nd dicks ‘n moans
The devil come back
Ta git their boans..
In a night that was black
Midst a weary howl
Not a beep of a bat
Or a winging horned owl
Just a silent hiss
Yes, the devil was back
When dick ‘n caulk
Were holdin’ their sack
Forbidden treasure
From many to few
A sack of the dead
Like mould on dew
Yes, the devil came back
With an evil hiss
To pull dick ‘n ‘is caulk
to the abyss”….
The evil hiss…
The forever abyss..
There is still time
If the heart don’t miss…
nessi