RE: Dead,Lefty and MVM are nothing more.....Baberuth,
Rarely does one come across anyone so obviously in need of an enema although I am sure in your case the decision on what orifice to use to attach the hose to could be a little tricky.
You will not find a single post on this board or any other where I have pumped a stock. You will also not find a single post you have written that has anything positive to say about anything. It is good not knowing people like you in daily life.