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Comment by
idleSpeculatoron Jul 29, 2006 3:44pm
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How do you make a compnay more profitable
How do you make a compnay more profitableIn the book of Frank,
1) you keep letting the staff go so you can put more money in your own pocket,
2)You avoid filing your taxes so the taxman doesn't come and take the last of your assets before you have had an opportunity to siphon them out of the compnay in someway.
3) You invent a new business idea with no chance of success and do a PP, when you can't do that yourself anymore, you find someone who can do that for you....
Obsolete terminolgy in the Frank Wells lexicon of business
Project Lifecycle
Producvt development
Product Sales
Product Support
Productivity
Customer Satisfaction
Sales Leger
Cost of Sales
Net income
Payroll
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oh and one about to find it's way on there
Staff
What are they for again? Who turn is it to get the next PP in? I need a drink