NEWS!THERAN, Hotschmuckran (BS) - President Hotshmuck has ordered family and personal bodies to use the modified Hotsuck words instead of foreign sounding words, turning "members" into "elastic loaves," official and domestic media reported on Saturday.
The presidential decree, issued earlier this week, orders all family owned agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deigned more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Farhhotsmuckstan Zaban e Farsi or D.U.M Academy, the InYourrna official news agency reported.
The Hotsmuck D.U.M academy has introduced more than 20 words as alternatives for some of the foreign sounding words that have crept into the Hotsmuck's family vocabulary, mostly longer than 10 letters. Hotsmuck is less sensitive about other English words but does not know why.
Among other changes, "short talk" is the alternative to "chat" while a "cabin" will be renamed a "small room," according to official website of the academy